Kissing at the ballgame

Seattle made national news lately when a couple of lesbians were booted from Safeco Field for kissing. Well, we're at the ballpark now (albeit Cheney Stadium, home of the M's AAA team) so I asked Cheryl to take a stand for civil liberties and smooch me. She's shy, so, you know, no tongue. But she is REALLY shy and won't kiss me at all. And she is resentful of my phone-blogging and net-surfing. So that is two strikes against me at the old ball game.