Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Saw this cell phone on the Web and had feelings of techie lust


Multimedia, compatible with my workplace email …. Hmmm. I may be ready to take the Blackberry plunge when this hot mama comes out.

:)

BlackBerry 8100 leaks, multimedia features included Aug 07 2006 - 05:06 PM ET Research In Motion, Rumor, T-Mobile
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Photos of a T-Mobile branded BlackBerry 8100 have found there way onto several websites. The photos confirm Research In Motion's move into multimedia is coming soon. The 8100 is not your conventional BlackBerry, there's even a camera.
Known features of the BlackBerry 8100 include:
EDGE high-speed data
Bluetooth
microSD card slot
Camera (resolution unknown)
Support for various multimedia; including photos, music, video and ringtones.
While the pictured 8100 is obviously heading to T-Mobile, we'd expect to see a variant pop up on Cingular as well. Shipment dates are still unknown (since the device hasn't been announced), but we've heard before the holidays.

Saw this car (Chrysler Crossfire) on the way into work and had feelings of auto lust

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Yay for Tivo!

You know Tivo, right? God's own VCR? Yeah, I thought you did. It's basically an essential part of the television experience, something so brilliant that I'm stunned when it can't read every trivial thought in my head. Why yes, I would like you to record every episode of King of the Hill three or four times over! Just keep them coming, along with the occasionally entertainment show, sporting event and ... what makes you think I'd be interested Monster House, Tivo? What do you know that I don't?

Anyway, Tivo has a short cartoon that airs when the system starts up. Which isn't often. Tivo is basically always on. But they know how much kids love that cartoon thing, so in their new KidZone (essentially a setting where kids can only see age-appropriate programming -- no Real World/Road Rules Fresh Meat Challenge), just hit 0 and the animation will run. And my boys will laugh with joy and cheer. And dance. They love the Tivo.

"I think we've got some brand awareness going here," says Cheryl, in a triumph of understatement.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Me Vs. The Blackberries, Round 1

There is a corner of our yard that we've never tamed. We didn't know (or more accurately, sorta forgot) we had it until the people that live behind us tried to horn in on our property. Once the boundary dust settled, and the threats to call a lawyer subsided, it reaffirmed our ownership of a triangle of not-insignificant size in the back.
Of course, blackberries don't give two shits about boundaries. They have been horning in on our triangle for years, and it's just gotten worse, as these things are wont to do. But we're finally on the verge of getting a much-needed fence, which means the blackberries gotta go. Or else we need to give up and just cede them the triangle.
After considering that option seriously (I am as lazy as I am cheap), I finally decided to take the mofos out. Last weekend I attacked the blackberry vines, loppers in hand and string trimmer at the ready. I considered buying a chainsaw and seeing what gasoline and matches might get me, but my wife reminded me of my near electrocution when I thought it would be a good idea to cut through a printer cord with a pair of scissors (hey, I'd turned it off).
Anyway, I've made a significant amount of headway with only minimal blood loss (non caused by my own tools), so I'm feeling optimistic as I tackle the back half off the patch. Unfortunately for me, the loppers, the string trimmer (which ran out of string) and my new clippers, the back half is the more vital half. Vital, but still overmatched. I hope.
Maybe getting a buttload of blackberry brambles (literally) will imbue me with that kind of stick-to-it-iveness. We'll see, when the next home project comes around.

Dept. of Seattle Streetfront Surprises: Tributes (I guess they're tributes) to late Alice in Chains lead singer popping up around downtown

Dept. of Seattle Street Surprises: The grand and wonderful Union Station (aka Sound Transit offices)

Monday, August 07, 2006

My new favorite NASCAR driver is ...


Not Ricky Bobby. Though he has a certain mindless appeal.

Instead, I like Jean Girard, the gay Frenchman, who is actually treated with some respect. It's cool, and I love that NASCAR is selling his merchandise!!!! I may need to get one of these T-shirts, just to get my Pride on in a new and exciting way.

Eleanor Roosevelt and Talladega Nights

These are two of my favorite things. See the latter if you want to laugh your ass off. And talk in an annoying Southern accent for days (Or maybe that's just me. And Cheryl.)

The movie begins with a little known quote from Eleanor:

"America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed."

Love it.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Mel Gibson hates gay people too .... (now I'm doubly glad I never saw "What Women Want")

http://overthetop.beloblog.com/archives/2006/07/mad_mels_tirade.html


Mad Mel's Tirade
By now, practically everyone knows about Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic tirade when he was stopped for DUI. Add to it the fact that Gibson's father is the leader of a Holocaust-denying cult near Houston. Back in the early 1990s, a magazine in Spain published some anti-Semitic, homophobic quotes from Gibson. It was quickly hushed up. When I interviewed Gibson in 1993 for his first directing effort, The Man Without a Face, I asked him about those quotes. At that time he said, "I have no idea how anti-Semitismentered into it. But I do feel that gay people will burn in hell. Their way of life goes completely against God's plan for procreation." When he said the words "burn in hell," his eyes gleamed as if that image delighted him. His new tirade will definitely hurt him in Hollywood circles.
Posted by Philip Wuntch of the Dallas Morning News

Want Samuel L. Jackson to call you, or your friends?

http://snakesonaplane.varitalk.com/


Go here. Prepare to laugh. The people marketing this movie are frickin' geniuses.

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Like Harry Potter, but with a girl as the hero discovering her gifts


Are you one of the legions of Harry Potter fans? Yeah, me too. But even if you've had it with precocious, underappreciated youngsters discovering their gifts, give "The Wee Free Men," by Terry Pratchett, a try. It's a terrific celebration of girlhood, of coming into one's own, and of loving the place where you're from and the people who've brought you into being. Tiffany Aching should by rights be as well known as Mr. Lightning Scar.

It's also about some hiliarous little guys with a weakness for drinking and thieving and ridiculous strengths in just about every other area. (I found myself growing attached to Rob Anybody and Smaller Than Medium Sized Jock But Bigger Than Wee Jock Jock, which becomes amazingly easy to say and starts to seem quite right after a few dozen pages).

Who's the big bad? Let's just say that the fairy godmother ain't as sweet as you might think.

There are more books by the author and more books in the series. I look forward to getting lost in them.

Here's a review:

http://www.scifidimensions.com/Jun03/weefreemen.htm

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Fun with kidvid stars (Thomas meets Buffy, Bob the Builder becomes Bob the Raver)

Buffy meets Thomas the Tank Engine ... wow, hard to believe that there is a mashup featuring two such divergent, yet so important in my life, elements of pop culture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsiNDLCkdjM


OK, here is Bob the Builder as a raver, sort of. Good times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxybaKPCrbc

The latest aches

So, played broomball again last night. And this time, I tweaked my hip flexor about five minutes in. I also took a ball to the face, so it was a good thing that I took off my glasses.

I decided to be the ref the rest of the way, which gave me something of a break. Damn, I am old. I may not play this game again, but I'm glad I'm getting a taste of the culture. And that culture includes a very Hooters-esque T-shirt for our team, called "Search Inside the Broom." The word "BROOM" is written in that familiar orange font, with an owl looking through the Os. So I said: "I want a size L, so it's nice and tight across my brooms. The boys laughed nervously.

Anyway, the big tourney is Sunday, at the company picnic. The roster is getting shorter and shorter, which means I may have to play more than I probably should. We'll see.

Eddie says "take my picture"! OK, buddy ... and note the beloved Cars shirt, which has been somewhat supplanted by the glory of Thomas

Monday, July 24, 2006

From Bezos to sex, space news abounds today

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/278627_space24.html

Report details Bezos' plans for private spaceport
Amazon founder's Texas ranch would be launch site

By MICHAEL GRACZYK
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
A spacecraft that Amazon.com founder Jeff Bezos is bankrolling would take off vertically from a private West Texas spaceport, but also would land vertically, according to an environmental report that offers a glimpse into the secretive plans.
The craft would hit an altitude of about 325,000 feet -- or almost 62 miles -- before descending and restarting its engine for a "precision vertical powered landing on the landing pad" in sparsely populated Culberson County, about 125 miles east of El Paso.



And then there is this, from MSNBC (which makes "hotter and wetter" sound like a bad thing):

Outer-space sex carries complications
Experts say new devices and data would be needed to hit the zero-G-spot
By Alan Boyle
Science editor
MSNBC

LAS VEGAS - Having sex in the weightlessness of outer space is the stuff of urban legends and romantic fantasy — but experts say that there would be definite downsides as well.
Spacesickness, for instance. And the difficulty of choreographing intimacy. And the potential for sweat and other bodily fluids to, um, get in the way.
"The fantasy might be vastly superior to the reality," NASA physician Jim Logan said here Sunday at the Space Frontier Foundation's NewSpace 2006 conference. Nevertheless, Logan and others say the study of sex and other biological basics in outer space will be crucial to humanity's long-term push into the final frontier.
"Sex in space is not just a good idea, it's survival," said Vanna Bonta, a writer who blends romance with space travel and quantum physics in the novel "Flight."
Sex in the space environment has long been a source of rumor and speculation: Several years ago, one author claimed that NASA had conducted a study of sexual behavior during a space shuttle mission, sparking a quick round of denials. Today, NASA follows something of a "don't ask, don't tell" policy on the subject — leading Logan to stress that he was not representing the space agency at Sunday's panel discussion.
The subject is coming to the fore again now for several reasons — including next month's publication of a book by Laura Woodmansee titled "Sex in Space," as well as billionaire Robert Bigelow's plan to host research into animal propagation on his commercial space modules.
After all, sometime in the next decade Bigelow Aerospace envisions putting a hotel complex in orbit, "where people will probably be recreating and having sex," Bonta said.
Woodmansee said sex would be "the killer app of space tourism ... because every couple who goes up there, or threesome or whatever their personal choice is, is going to want to try this."
However, off-Earth romantics will have to cope with some practical challenges:
Sex in space would likely be "hotter and wetter" than on Earth, Bonta said, because in zero-G there is no natural convection to carry away body heat. Also, scientists have found that people tend to perspire more in microgravity. The moisture associated with sexual congress could pool as floating droplets.
The physics of zero-G make the mechanics of sex more complicated. Bonta said it was challenging even to kiss her husband during a zero-G simulation flight they took recently. "You actually have to struggle to connect and stay connected," she recalled. Partners would have to be anchored to the wall and/or to each other. To address that need, Bonta has come up with her own design for garments equipped with strategically placed Velcro strips and zippers.
Although zero-G could be a boon for saggy body parts, Bonta said males might notice a "slight decrease" in penis size due to the lower blood pressure that humans experience in microgravity.
Romantics will also need to guard against the type of motion sickness that space travelers often encounter, especially if they get too adventurous right off. "Save the acrobatics for post-play vs. foreplay," Bonta advised.
For all these reasons, Logan said spontaneous sex in space could be "a little underwhelming."
"It's a pretty messy environment, when you think about it," he said. "And for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. However ... I can well imagine how compelling, inspiring, and quite frankly stimulating choreographed sex in zero-G might be in the hands of a skilled and talented cinematographer with appropriate lighting and music."
When the crowd tittered, Logan added, "I'm not kidding: Sex in zero-G is going to have to be more or less choreographed. Otherwise it's just going to be a wild flail."
Bonta suggested that a honeymoon space hotel could offer specially designed environments to enhance zero-G intimacy — for instance, "hydro rooms" filled with floating droplets of cool water or scented oil.
The issue of what happens after sex is, if anything, more crucial for those concerned about future generations of spacefarers. The animal studies conducted so far indicate that the "absence of gravity loading would cause all kinds of problems" for fetal development, Logan said.
For example, Russian studies with pregnant rats showed a 13 to 17 percent arrest in the development of nearly every area of the fetal skeleton in zero-G, he said. Logan also noted that the proper formation of neural connections — a process that continues even after birth — requires movement under gravity loading. Immune functions are also compromised in microgravity.
Logan isn't worried so much about the early weeks of pregnancy, but he said studies have shown that gravity should play a significant role for human fetuses after about 26 weeks of gestation.
"This has significant implications for the colonization of the solar system," he said. Multigenerational life might be impossible without at least some gravity.
As an alternative, future space settlers might create artificial gravity — say, on spinning spacecraft like the wheel-like space station portrayed in "2001: A Space Odyssey."
How much gravity?So how much gravity is enough? The one-sixth gravity of the moon, or the one-third gravity of Mars? So far, no one knows, Logan said.
"We still do not have an inkling of what the 'gravity prescription' is," he said. "Think of gravity as a medication. We don't know the dose, we don't know the frequency, and we don't know the side effects."
Cosmic radiation in the space environment is another worry surrounding fetal development in space — and Logan said there may be a synergistic relationship between radiation and the ill effects of zero-G on the fetus. The unknowns are of such great concern that, given the current state of our knowledge, pregnancy in space would be "very dangerous," he said.
The efficacy of oral contraceptives in space is also a subject of concern, Woodmansee said, particularly because studies involving other types of medications indicate that drugs aren't absorbed as readily in space as they are on Earth.
Beyond the romance, more researchLogan as well as Woodmansee called for more research into how biological processes work in reduced-gravity environments — not just in the near-weightlessness of the international space station, but also on research satellites that can reproduce one-third or one-sixth gravity. Only then can scientists figure out how much gravity will be required to keep space-dwelling romantics alive for the next generation.
"If you can't figure out how to 'bioneer,' you're not going anywhere," Logan said.
But if humanity can figure out how to live and reproduce in space, it would represent a giant leap — not only for lovers, but for evolution as well, Woodmansee said.
"Our children and our grandchildren, et cetera, will be space aliens," she said. "They will change how humans are. They will be different from us in some way. Maybe if we are really going to go into space, these are good adaptations, but they're going to be painful, I think, in any case. It's disturbing, but it's something that we need to think about if we are truly going to be a spacefaring civilization and settle the galaxy."


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14002908/